Yum!

This is the story.

Someone calls. Doesn't matter who.

They ask, 'Would you like to sponser me by buying

(Insert here: oranges, flowers, chocolate, cards, paper, etc.)?"

And because I can't say no, we end up with 34 oranges.

Yes, 34 oranges.

And Mike doesn't even eat oranges.

But don't they look pretty?