Tuesday, March 19, 2013


Mike, like most other people in the world, gets a lot of spam emails. Everything from advertising to the typical 'I need money now' type of stuff.

He also gets love letters from people in Russia. Usually a computer named Olga.

But then this email.  We laughed so hard at it - read it through and let me know - do you think I should be worried about the competition?  (I suppose one lesson that could be learned is that the English language is not easy to learn!)

Hello I Dasha. My friend I looked your structure. It has very much liked

me. I want To correspond with you letters. I wish to inform directly
on myself: My name is Anna. I was born in the city of
Samara, Russia. I here live since a birth. I was born in 1985. To
me of 28 years. At me Brown eyes (beautiful.) I the blonde. I have no
children, but I very much I wish to have the girl and the boy. I
think, that children in live-this most Happy. I love various cultures.
I like to study history, it to me Very much it is pleasant. I work as
the bookkeeper in firm. Mine Work very much is pleasant to me. At
leisure I like to visit Library to go to cinema, to watch TV, go in
sports Hall. Most my hobby is fitness. I very much like to go in for
sports, I Much I run in the mornings. I The formed woman, has left
school on 4 and 5. Has then acted in University. Has finished it too
well. Then I have gone to work. I studied as the bookkeeper. I know
English language well enough. I think, that problems at us with
dialogue will not be. I hope, that our
dialogue will make sense. It would be fine, If I and you could do
Friendship or more than simply friendship. I search Serious attitudes,
and I shall be happy To study you more close. Will be It is fine, if
we can exchange some letters and photos. Write to me what your
purposes and plans during the future? That you search in To the woman?
Inform more on a place Where do you live. I shall look forward to
hearing from You.
Write back on e-mail: NuabatovMaksim@yandex.ru
Ask any questions which interest you. Write to me back, and I
I shall inform more on me, my life. Also send my photos.

Kiss from Russia, Dariya


  1. That's hilarious!
    I think you're pretty safe...:)

  2. Hilarious!! And yes, I think you should be very worried:)

  3. I dunno... I think you should hand cuff him to yourself! :)